YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
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Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
I suppose I earned enough
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The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Problems remembering
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Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Six stages of married life
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