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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...