How to give your Cat a Pill.
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Doing Laundry
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Insult Collection #6
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Top10 things men know about women…
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The Parting of the Red Sea
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The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
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