A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...