Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...