Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...