Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...