Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...