Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...