Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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