Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!