Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
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How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
The Man’s Point System!
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Actual product instructions.
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Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
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Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...