I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Question answer 06
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...