An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...