Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...