What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...