Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...