Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...