The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...