I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Why The Man Crossed The Road
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Cause Hearing Loss In Men
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Fake two dollar bill
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Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...