Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...