Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...