Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...