Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...