Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...