Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...