Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
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How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Let’s Swear
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Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...