Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Real opcodes
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A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...