Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...