How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...