Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...