Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
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The Kowalski
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The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
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