Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...