I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...