General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.