How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...