What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something