Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...