Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...