Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.