I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.