Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.