Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...