Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...