The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...