Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...