Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...