Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...