Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...