How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!