The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...