Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....