Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Speaking with the general
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What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Learning Chinese terms
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National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...