A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...