A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...